The full text of MacDuff's speech to the European Parliament

Hey whats this all f…ng aboot, Belgium is the most f……ng boring f………ng country in the f………ng world, smaller than my fingernail, see, eh? F………ng joke. Luxembourg, eh? There’s another f………ng joke, had the f………ng nerve to host the Eurovision f……ng song contest, no even a f……ng coastline but had a f……ng ship though, eh? Radio f……ng Luxembourg, f……ng joke, f………ng shocking, ken.