Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Cmon Now



















Right, that's it. Had enough. I'm sorry to put it so bluntly but I need to go to this place immediately. It's called Cartaegena des Indias, and it's in Columbia. I'm going to cash in all my shares in Theosyphillis Neill's Thistlemilk Company (loveyourliverlikestevie.com) . I'll get 26p from these and, say, £14 for the next 20 years worth of poetry earnings, so I calculate I still need about £249,885.74 to live there comfortably with my family for the next 20 years. So please start sending me money immediately. I can wait till the end of next week, but that's it OK? Come on now. Hurry up, times wearing on. No excuses. Get your coats on.

13 comments:

Rachel Fox said...

So much for the pride of Scotland...running off to the sun at the first sign of trouble.
x

shug said...

Think of it as a temporary 20 year exile in near tropical conditions. I will act as Scottish Consul while there, needless to say, aiding the repatriation of my countrymen.

Rachel Fox said...

Why were you not a politician again..?
x

shug said...

No talent for money making

hope said...

But to be a politician, all you have to do is SPEND money. ;)

I found 56 cents in the car; that's not even .40 euros. But I support you in spirit.

Titus said...

Just like Sean after all then.

I'll bring a fiver over later. Camper-van drop-out!

shug said...

Hope, 56 cents is a start.

Titus, not liike Sean at all. He had lots of money before he ran for it.

The camper van dream is still alive

mapstew said...

I'll do a benefit gig for ye.

(But I gets to visit. A lot!)

:¬)

Stooshie said...

Tropical sunny climes aren't all they're made out to be. Look what they've done to me!

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲

shug said...

hmmm .....seems to be one word that doesn't require translation

Stooshie said...

Interesting. That's a rare series of meditations in tanka form by Shunsuke Nakamura. See how these boys bloom when they manage to get out of the Weege?

shug said...

It must be what goes through your mind just before you score a free kick from 35 yards against Manchester United