Thursday, July 22, 2010

Definitions

Gin-scious (adj) a fluid feeling of sublime unity with the universal continuum; n, the part of your brain open to sudden mystical experience, religious or otherwise, by the frequent use of gin eg "The ginscious mind bestows reverence, allowing us to encounter everyday epiphanies, those transcendent moments of awe that change forever how we experience life and the world."
John Milton

Ginned (adj) The state achieved through the continued and conscious development and stimulation of the ginscious part of the mind eg "Is it not passing brave to be a King and ride ginned through Persepolis? "
Christopher Marlowe

3 comments:

Hugh McMillan said...

sorry folks- comments disappeared. I have lost control of the vertical as they used to say in the twilight zone.

Ta for comments, Titus, Marion and Anonymous. Do you know there are 125 different words for drunk in Mayan?

Boltzmann's Brain said...

hmmmm The brain wishes he had a mouth so he could drink gin

Boltzmann's Brain said...

hmmmm The brain wishes he had a mouth so he could drink gin