Monday, September 10, 2012

Bacchus and Ariadne





Bacchus and Ariadne


See Theseus is away then,
wis it the old
couldnae help it a Goddess telt me to routine?
Load o bull.
Better aff wi me,
weel kent roon here,
pimped ma own chariot,
bit showy but ken how tae party.
Dinnae be pit aff by wee Airchie,
goats’ feet run in the family,
wee pun there.
Did you see my Uncle Davy
daein his snake dancing in the X-Factor?
Simon Cowell owes me, hen.
Stick wi me, see your name in lights,
make ye a star.

4 comments:

hope said...

:)

Titus said...

Och.

Marion McCready said...

love it, great ending :)

mapstew said...

Love the accent! :¬)