Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Adamhill Horror: Part One


Strange calls in the middle of the night from Theosyphillis Neill demanding that I download an English translation of the Catholic ceremony of exorcism and bring it round immediately to his house in Lochside. Stumbling half asleep through the rubble strewn streets, avoiding packs of feral dogs and the bonfires round which crazed maniacs dance till dawn, I meet others summoned to the scene, Darren Vaughan and Jock ‘Maxie’ Maxwell, lapsed priests turned topiarists, and Neil ******, local porn star and Dumfries and Galloway’s most potent dog charmer. What strange fortune and diabolical circumstances have brought this dissolute company together?

5 comments:

Titus said...

Not sure, but I reckon it's got something to do with your computer skills.

And oo-er, this is scary. You went to Lochside after dark?!!

Anonymous said...

Reckon its got a lot to do with Tom Dice- the Belguim entry to this years Eurovision Song Contest in Oslo May 29th! Am I right?

I Like Dogs xx said...

Just a guess to be fair.

I Like Dogs xx said...

anyone got some puppies?

Frances said...

How did they deal with such situations before the internet I wonder.